Nothing in this world stresses me out more than opening up the Facebook app and seeing an array of my booty pics at the top of the screen asking me if I “wish to post pictures from camera roll” like Mark why did you ever think that was a good idea? I’m gonna fuck around one day and expose my entire self to my family.
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*likes your selfie to let you know you can get it*
*likes your selfie to let you know I’m down to let you fuck my face and make me your slut*
every time I try and be a good christian and not have sex out of wedlock a girl with a fat booty starts talking to me making me sin
Officer: are you aware how fast you were going?
Me: Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…
Officer: omg add me
Me liking your selfie is your ok to wreck me sexually
Anonymous asked:
I'm tall with a small but cute booty and thick hair and dark brown eyes and no one sees me as attractive. I'm just :|
stabbyribstabstab answered:
see yourself as attractive
